lauantaina, huhtikuuta 01, 2006

Dio cane!!!

Kohtaus 1)

- By the way, what're your dreams in terms of future like?

- I'd like to have a job, which - - and then also a dog would be great. How about you?

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- We could have a dog some day - in Finland I mean?

- Yeah, although we're coming and going all the time and my place is not too big.

- But a small one, think about it, soft and furry. It would be always so happy when you were coming home and...

- Well, yeah let's think about it. They are really cute.

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- We could have a fish-tank. It would be cool, I've been thinking about having a salt water aquarium for a long time.

- Oh yeah, if we are just able to squeeze it in. Why not, I know you are into fish.

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- You know this cuteoverload.com site?

- You show me?

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- Hey, honey! Are you sure you wouldn't like to have a baby instead of fish or dog ?

- Ummm, in a few years yes, but I don't have a baby hunger at the moment.

- Nevermind, I was just thinking...


Kohtaus 2)

- Isn't that SO cute, isn't it?

- Yes, honey. It's really, really cute.

- By the way, do you know that Panda Cam?



Kohtaus 3)

- Oh, isn't this adorable?

- Yes baby, it certainly is. [Jaahas, alkaa näyttää siltä että minusta on tulossa siis koiranomistaja.] Almost as lovely as you are.

- Awww... [ihastunut huokaus]




Kohtaus 4)

- Hey, baby. How about this, isn't this cute too?

- Shut up, you're terrible! [teeskentelee vihaista]

- [virnistää.]





Kohtaus 5)

- My dear, this is for you...

- [hengittää sisään ja huokaa] Oh, they're SO lovely...

- [hävettää]


* * * Epookki eli käännekohta * * *

Kohtaus 6)

- You hate dogs!

- ?!?

- [hiljaisuus]

- I don't hate dogs at all. I DO love them most of the time. Also, I don't LOVE cats but I DON'T hate them either. How come you...?

- [hiljaisuus]

- [Mitä multa jäi tässä keskustelussa huomaamatta?]




Kohtaus 7)

- Hey honey, I found something really moving in the Net.

- Oh, that's SO cute. That's one of the cutest, isn't it?

- Yes, it is. [Miten tuntuu että mua viedään tässä hommassa...]






Kohtaus 8)

- Hei oikeesti, mikä näitä ihmisiä vaivaa?

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